Tax returns filed on time?!!

Hopefully your tax return was in by the end of last month!  If not, what excuse will you give?  Paperwork destroyed in a yacht fire and wasp attack in a car were apparently among the top ten excuses that HMRC received last year to explain late tax returns.  Another was ‘I could not complete my tax return because my husband left me and took the accountant with him.’  Nothing to do with us I should add!!!